Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dick Gets Heart

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering Saturday at a Virginia hospital after receiving a heart transplant, his office said.

Cheney was in the Intensive Care Unit of Inova Fairfax Hospital in Falls Church, his office said.

Cheney, 71, who served as vice president in the George W. Bush administration, has had a long history of heart trouble and has been on the cardiac transplant list for more than 20 months.

"Although the former Vice President and his family do not know the identity of the donor, they will be forever grateful for this lifesaving gift," aide Kara Ahern said in a written statement that was authenticated by several close associates of the former vice president.


P.S. Geeze, I wonder if that is a Palestinian heart.... or some hapless "terrorist" from Guatanamo Bay, Iraq or Afghanistan.

Next up... he should be looking for a soul. Or would he be the same old Dick with a soul? Oh well, thanks to someone's human heart, Dick should appreciate life more now.

Maybe now he'll have some compassion for those he tortured.... cuz that heart could be from one of his victims.

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