Jesus Must Like Waterboarding

Ever since I heard about about Abu Grahb, I've been wanting to ask American "Christians" who love their little "Christian" decider which torture procedure they think Jesus would like the most.

Well, I'm guessing it would be waterboarding, since the little decider took such pains to stretch American law to make it legal, and the little decider consulted with God on everything. Or was this one of the times he might have thought God was looking the other way?